Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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