Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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