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• (209): View more from California

  Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

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  Got yourself a keeper right there.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"

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