You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf