if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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