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mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang

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ru fi oooo

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(909): View more from California

I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.

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(386): View more from Florida

being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(510): View more from California

I'm trying to make a sex playlist

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record yourself crying and put it on a loop.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits

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(330): View more from Ohio

My butt remains clenched, sir.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He has the fingertips of a God

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