There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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