Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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