Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
only if we run a train.
done.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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