it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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