Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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