I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize