No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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