i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm both gender and math confused
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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