if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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