There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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