HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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