If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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