We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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