We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The best revenge is premature balding
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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