ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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