I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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