DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.