Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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