It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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