its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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