Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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