Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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