Plan B is the new Plan A
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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