Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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