So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
