look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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