Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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