census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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