I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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