420 ftw
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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