How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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