Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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