Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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