Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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