SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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