These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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