Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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