That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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