It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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