bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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