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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ***** fucked a guy with one hand last night

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Best friends brother. Beat that.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.

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• (858): View more from California

  This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.

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  so that's what that room is for...

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I think pants incapable of making pants work

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