McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.