I just made out with a guy for $7.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.