Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".