no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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