ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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