I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
