I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Randomize