Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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