So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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