Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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