How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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