i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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