I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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