i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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